DISCLAIMER:
This story is set in Jupiter. You know that means it doesn’t bear any semblance
to anyone who lives, or has died on Planet Earth, and as no human has visited
Jupiter yet, it can’t bear any semblance to whoever died on Jupiter either.
The Anatomy
of A Plot, as written by Abdullateef Abiodun in the National Reflective Surface
of May 11, 2023. AbdulLateef interviewed some of the persons involved in this
event which occurred eleven years ago and has pieced together this story from
their testimony.
“Scene
Five, Take One and acksun!”
“Ko ni da
fun e. Waa ya were gbeyin ni. Oloriburuku somebody. E maa wo…”
“Cut, cut,
cut!”
Baba Suwe
had been on the set of “Area Fada”, a new “movie” set to be released the next
day. The theme of the movie seemed to be Baba Suwe cursing his way through
every situation that came his way till the end. Of course, Baba Suwe was
writer, director and producer. He would have been the boom boy, but for the
absence of a boom. He had to cut the scene short because Murphy Ray, who was
behind the camera, had just flashed his phone in his direction. On the screen,
Baba Isale was calling, and Baba Isale took nothing for an excuse for a missed
call, not even shooting a movie.