KAYODE'S OPENING: No, it's not a chess move where you beat that Bulgarian with just the one move. Seriously. Now, Tola Agunbiade wrote this. I've known her for half a day and I think she's weird. Very. You may find her weird too. I like weird. Make of that what you might... err, say, a coat of many colours. Or something. She's @Phyrdausi on Twitter. Knock your teeth out grappling with that. Hehehe. Knock yourself out reading this. It'll be worth your while.
The problem i always have whenever i write is what topic to write on. Most times, my mind is blissfully blank and i have nothing (sensible) to say...other times i have stuff to say but i just don’t know how to say them. Or rather, i don’t know how to “elaborate” which is why Twitter is so awesome for me. So! I have this mild throbbing...not in my nether regions, no... Au contraire, it’s in my... er...temple? Anyway, i’m thinking of investing in Ibuprofen. My Microsoft Word doesn’t really auto-capitalize my words.
The problem i always have whenever i write is what topic to write on. Most times, my mind is blissfully blank and i have nothing (sensible) to say...other times i have stuff to say but i just don’t know how to say them. Or rather, i don’t know how to “elaborate” which is why Twitter is so awesome for me. So! I have this mild throbbing...not in my nether regions, no... Au contraire, it’s in my... er...temple? Anyway, i’m thinking of investing in Ibuprofen. My Microsoft Word doesn’t really auto-capitalize my words.