| Si, mi pump-pump es broki... or so the Senor said |
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revelation came upon me as I sat and moped about. This was reward for my period
of disillusionment. Disillusionment always brings about a revelation. Now think
what heartbreak would do to me! I would write truly poetic and soggy poems,
learn my Spanish in record time, think up corny quotes from my suppressed corny
quote well and then replace them with something macho to post on Twitter. Story
of my heart’s life. However, I have not been heartbroken and I fear I shan’t be
for quite a while to come, because, really, what fool continually gets
heartbroken? D.O Fagunwa, God bless his soul,